Seriously, how can they spend all day
begging to be held, and still manage
to become like lightning on their own?!
Aaaaaaaanyway, my kids have learned my "trigger words." There are two words in the English language that cause me to physically gag, and then a few that gross me out but don't evoke a physical reaction. It has gone largely unnoticed by my husband and children until a few weeks ago. Now they seem to enjoy tossing the words around once in a while to watch me recoil and lose all semblance of an appetite. One time, they were so relentless that I almost cried.
I know... feel the love!
I've lost two pounds. I think I'll market this "word aversion" approach to diet, make a bunch of money, then have the words expunged from the brains of my loved ones. Yeah, that's the stuff!
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